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fart sniffer 

One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.
1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.

2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
fart sniffer by Ezeerider September 27, 2004

Fart sniffer 

One who loves the smell of his or her own farts. See "self-love" or "self-promotion". Perhaps the ickiest type is promotion of self via projected selflessness.
Fart sniffer - Did you see Raakhee's Facebook post about how she gives all her three-year-old's birthday and Christmas gifts away? She might as well have said, "Let's talk about how amazing I am." Ugh, what a fart-sniffer.
Fart sniffer by Beanie2000 December 23, 2016

fart sniffer 

a person who is always looking to sniff a fart.
What are you sniffing at, are you a fart sniffer?
fart sniffer by squirtmouth May 23, 2015

Fart Sniffer 

A person(s) who purchase a 90k campervan, RV or caravan and sit inside all day and all night inhaling each other’s farts. They do not mingle or crack a smile at other campers because they’re too intoxicated by their own farts
Look at those snobby grey nomads, probably sitting in their camper being a bunch of fart sniffers
Fart Sniffer by Lazarath October 10, 2022

Fart Sniffer 

A person who's so damn lazy and slothful that he's developed chronic constipation. As a result the highlight of his day is enjoying the copious amount of farts he produces as a consequence!
Good Lord! Ever since that Fart Sniffer's been out of work, he just sits there in front of his computer letting one rip after another! Frankly I'm afraid to enter the room without a GAS MASK!
Fart Sniffer by pumpnose July 12, 2011

Fart Sniffer 

A Fart Sniffer is another name for a Bathroom Exhaust Vent or Bathroom Exhaust Fan. You know, the fan in the ceiling of the bathroom that you turn on with the wall switch after stinking up the bathroom when you poop.
Dang Michael! You need to turn on the fart sniffer if you're going to blow up the bathroom when you poop!