Fart Catchers

Large or baggy female underwear, usually worn in place of a thong on a heavy flow day.

1. See-through white pants are completely pointless when the bitch is wearing fart catchers.
2. She should wear a t-bar, not those damn huge fart catchers.

by Brian the Wop August 10, 2005

Fart Catcher

Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.

Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.

by Billy Bob 2003 July 28, 2009

Fart Catcher

A person who cannot get their tongue further up the bosses / superiors / other persons arsehole. A kiss-arse. An arse licker. A rimmer. Someone who unnecessarily worships someone so much they catch their precious farts lest they be released into thin air.

That Tony Blair is a real fart catcher to George W Bush!

by JackersKnackers March 26, 2008