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Fart Blanche

Permission by one's spouse to fart under the blankets while in bed together.
"Honey, you have fart blanche to fart under the blankets tonight."
by bean_eater February 9, 2010
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Fartblanch

Flinch in reaction to a horrible fart
Bob passed gas so hard that everyone fartblanched as if a jet had just flown over our heads.
by Sven52 July 28, 2023
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