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falshartto 

The term falshartto, or falsharto, is most often used in the context of flatus to refer to a type of audible ass rippers beyond the normal audible range or modal voice. The falshartto voice—with its characteristic breathy flute-like sound relatively free of overtones—is more limited than its modal counterpart in both dynamic vibration and tone quality. Often, a falshartto may lead to a shart or shart dart. A falshartto commonly precedes a shartgasm.
I ripped a textbook 20 second falshartto in English class today.
falshartto by Jerry Paper June 11, 2016

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something you search on urban dictionary when you get bored during school
you: im so bored what if I search fartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfartfart on urban dictionary
To be unsuspectingly crushed beyond recognition. Most commonly involves an 18-wheeler.

Being Farshat usually results in seeing one's innards on some type of pavement or asphalt.

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Guy 1: Fuckin hell... that turtle's guts were coming out of its shell. You see that?

Guy 2: Yeah man that was sick. That thing got Farshat!

Guy 1: Well the turtle probably shouldn't have been on the road at 2am huh?

Guy 2: Hahaha........ We're going to hell.
Farshat by SomeNagger January 17, 2011

FartHeart 

WEHN U FART AN TEH HEERT CUM UT THW BUTT HAHAHHAHA
OW FARTHEART IS STINKY BRUH POOPY YUCK OOOO
FartHeart by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020

Samwise Fartfart 

that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom
Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it

Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning

FarstFart 

When someone farts for a long akward period of time as you stair into their soul
Dude he let out a farstfart and I was scared for my lungs.