YES LORD FARQUAAD YES !!
by BTSisLIFEU October 18, 2017
the unrivaled emperor of the universe he rules with a tiny fist and all follow him though some loose sight of him cause he's kinda small and sneaky
by SkRt GaNg09 May 25, 2018
A guy named Jake that has renamed his name to Lord Farquaad. He has a big booty and long, black chest hair. He is the most sexy beast in all the land. He is an ogre lord who eats onion layers in Shrek's face. Shrek is Jay. Jay is gay. Gay Jay always wants to play. Lord Farquaad is person who kills Shrek's ills with pills then kills Shrek with bills.
by bamljcjm June 19, 2019
by tiny dancer July 15, 2019
The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021
by Wowicantdance April 3, 2019
Person 1; That guy reminds me of someone... big chin.. short.. black hair..
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter
Person 2; LORD FARQUAAD!!!
-both burst into laughter
by lololannabelle November 18, 2014