Farage

Alternate spelling of the Malaysian word "faraj", which means "vagina".

She shaved the hair from around her farage.

by Skiamakhos May 11, 2014

Farage

A grifter, a snake oil salesman who thinks up schemes to fleece money from the gullible

Donald's new Ponzi scheme demonstrates what a real Farage he is.

by Gráinne Hayes February 5, 2021

Farage

To make a complete mess of something when you do something without thought or without the knowledge to make an assertion

Bloody hell Nigel you’ve made dreadful farage in formulating a business case for the new product line!

by Mansy62 September 21, 2018

Farage

The mistaken belief that something one believes is a fact.

The dimwit genuinely faraged that the earth is flat and the Apollo 14 was a ladder.

by Bob Mercer March 22, 2018

Farage

That self conscious pleasure shown by an hungry urban fox when he happens upon a pool of some drunks vomit.

Checking the beer-cans after the party, Brian found himself fuill of farage as the cigarette butt slipped down his throat.

by Grimsstar February 4, 2014

Farage

A very large lorry or truck park associated with border crossings, particularly instances arising from mismanagement.

Etymology: Portmanteau of "garage" (English, noun, from French "garage") and "Farage" (from "Nigel Farage", failed British politician).

Tommy's business went bankrupt because his lorries where stuck in the Kent Farage for two weeks.

by trollson trollson December 17, 2020

Farage

Anything used to dispose of an unwanted milkshake.

I bought a milkshake but didn't want it anymore so I looked for the nearest Farage in order to properly dispose the unwanted milkshake.

by lastrobot May 22, 2019