Fap or Tap

The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following:

1.) Laziness
2.) Time
3.) Gayness

Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.!
Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!!
Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap...

by YapmelkXela October 2, 2009

tap it or fap it

basically saying come it get some now or you will regret it later and have to please yourself. Usally used by a woman when a man is being to lazy to make love.

woman: come on baby~
man: after this show is done
woman: grr..tap it or fap it
man: alright alright I'm coming

by VioletHedgie February 25, 2009