fankle

A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.

Those patch cables are an absolute fankle

Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle

by VeeTwin November 7, 2007

fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

by Observer53 November 22, 2006

fankle

The ugly stepsister to the cankle. When someone's ankle is so fat that it rolls over their shoes. Kinda like a fat ladies fat rolls over the top of her pants.

Damn, that dudes cankles have gotten so fat they have evolved into the elusive FANKLE!

by bleep_bloop November 6, 2013

fankle

A face cankle. A face that is so fat that there is no definition between the chin/jaw and the neck. Similar to where the calf meets the ankle but ends up being a cankle due to the fact that there is no defining spot where the calf changes to ankle.

my face is an example. i keep a beard so that people can distinguish my jawline as i have a fankle

by Zonny November 20, 2012

fankles

Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.

"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"

by Shaun. August 20, 2003

Fankles

AKA Cankles

calves and ankles that have no space between them, but meld into each other

Her cankles are obvious from under her capri pants

by danilove October 14, 2004

Fankled

Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee

Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.

Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!

by Inhervibrator 30 May 8, 2019