Family Day

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A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

Family Day by wr36 February 16, 2009

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Family Day

(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.

I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.

I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.

Family Day by kLid March 7, 2011

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scotch family day

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

scotch family day by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

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Embarrass Your Family Day

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.

it’s National Embarrass Your Family Day!

Embarrass Your Family Day by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019

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National lose half your family day

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

National lose half your family day by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

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Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House

David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

Family House Day by Loe Mester October 19, 2022

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national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it

sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day by playergod March 21, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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