Family Day 

A holiday inserted by the provincial government of Ontario, Canada to the month of February in order to make citizens happier. It was created in effort to lower the marginally higher suicide rate in the month of February.

Dave: Hey Mike, are you going skating with the kids on family day?

Mike: Fuck no! Lisa and I are sending the kids to grandmas, we're REALLY gonna celebrate family day!

Family Day by wr36 February 16, 2009

Family Day 

(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.

I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.

I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.

Family Day by kLid March 7, 2011

scotch family day 

girls turn up to see boys even tho the boys couldnt care less if they are there.

on snap chat
'hey are you at the scotch family day'
'yeah'
'can i see you?'
*read 5 mins ago*

scotch family day by 666thedevil October 16, 2018

Embarrass Your Family Day 

A Day dedicated to the embarrassment of your family on social media On August 20.

it’s National Embarrass Your Family Day!

Embarrass Your Family Day by DEFINITION MASTER! August 15, 2019

National lose half your family day 

The day your mums side of the family cut you out of their life

Me- “it may be Fabien’s birthday but it’s also national lose half your family day”

National lose half your family day by Pro_fortnite_gamer47 March 14, 2020

Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House

David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

Family House Day by Loe Mester October 19, 2022

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day 

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it

sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK

national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day by playergod March 21, 2021