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fake edge 

Aside from definition 1, it is also kids who call themselves straight edge while they are underage and then plan to drink when they are older.
Real edger: Hey man, what are you doing? I thought you were straight edge?

Fake edge kid: I was, but now I'm old enough to drink.

Real edger: Straight edge is true till death.

Fake edge kid: But i wanna drink...

Real edger: fine, but you never were really straight edge.
fake edge by PFtilldeath November 7, 2009
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fake edge 

some one who is fake edge is some one who does not take the straight edge name seriously and usually starts to claim sxe as for status/friends/excuse and more often is because they think its a trend. but its not. its a life long commitment for yourself and no body else. fake edgers give into drugs or "sell out" becuase they were never true.
"is derek really straight edge?"
"naw dood hes a fake edge bitch and deserves to get stomped"
fake edge by xLive-For-Gloryx December 7, 2009

Fake Edge 

Someone who claims to be straight edge but drinks/smokes or does drugs in secret.
That guy claims edge but I've seen him drinking, He's fake edge.
Fake Edge by xliamx January 11, 2009
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