Tanning at a tanning Salon

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

Some one who takes one hit of a joint and claims to be baked, even though you know they didn't even inhale.