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Fairy comments 

A mean comment that always start with nice words but have a plost twist. Also have many emojis like "โค๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŸ" ( I can't find the fairy emoji lmao) .
" You did it๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒฟ๐ŸŒธ never do it again๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’

" I'll give you a chair๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿญโ˜€๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฑ but make it electric๐Ÿต๐ŸŒˆโœจ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’œ"
Fairy comments are soo funny
Fairy comments by Queen_Lina July 1, 2020

fairy comments 

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind
stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

๐Ÿงš โ™‚๏ธโœจ you go girl!! don't come back ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿงš โ™‚๏ธโœจ hang in there! ๐Ÿ˜ then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch
fairy comments by jaybirrd October 3, 2021

fairy comment

a comment that is supposed to be hurtful but the writer uses a fairy emoji to make it funny.
Make sure to hydrate ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’—and keep your head under the water๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป๐Ÿงš๐Ÿป is an example of a fairy comment.

Fair comment 

to have said something good, agreeable, honest, respectable.
j says 'i think its time to roll one'

g says 'fair comment'
Fair comment by ticketmasterssidekick September 30, 2008

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026