Faff Queen Share definition Flag A camp member of either sex who spends a vast quantity of time doing seemingly nothing, cannot do anything quickly even when rushed. Come on Ishaan, stop being such a Faff Queen and hand me the fire extinguisher. Faff Queen by TMGP January 22, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Faff Queen mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch