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Facebook Spy 

When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.
"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"
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Facebook Spy 

1- (noun) A Facebook profile (the spy) that is used to gather information about users of a certain demographic (the user), particularly people applying for a job in a large company. The spy will be reimbursed by the hiring company for discovering negative information about the user resulting in the user being barred from employment

2- (noun) A person caught in the act of observing your Facebook activities at a public location, particularly at a college study commons or library. Usually synonymous with a person who behaves as if they were invisible, but whom actually stands out due to poor hygiene, off appearance, or generally creepy mannerisms.

3- (verb) To log into the Facebook account of another person without their knowledge to monitor their private activities, such as message history. An act marked by jealousy, suspicion, and lack of trust.
1-
Jake: Hey man, how did your job interview with company-X go?
Steve: It was going great until they asked me to friend Becky in human resources... I got nervous when I thought about all those pictures from freshman year.

2-
Corey: Yeah, I'm studying at the library, I think I'll be ready for the test.
Sarah: Hey me too. Actually, where are you? This smelly guy near me keeps facebook spying on me and I need to move.

3-
Mike: Hey Nick, so I think my girlfriend thinks I am cheating on her.
Nick: Uh... ok?
Mike: Yeah, so I think she has my facebook password and I think she has been checking my messages.
Nick: So change your password.
Mike: No, I wanna find out if she has been facebook spying on me.

Nick: Soooo ask her, or ask mutual friends to find out.
Mike: Well I can't ask her, then she'll know I'm onto her. I wanna trap her somehow.
Nick: Ummm.... You could just send ridiculous messages to yourself like "you have aids" and see if she reacts... Actually, instead, send yourself a message that a specific family member has passed away, then try to get her console you and maybe you can get her to trip up and mention message specifics? I donno.
Facebook Spy by Decimation May 12, 2010

facebooksky

A trolling platform for mass distribution of Russian propaganda, formerly known as Facebook.
OMG, I read on Facebooksky today that next launch of the Falcon rocket will be used as pretext by the government to mass-convert children into druidism!
facebooksky by vgribok February 21, 2018

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026