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Facebook Spy 

When someone sends you an invite on Facebook and after noticing their inactivity a few months later you check their profile only to discover that they have no information/misinformation on their page and are only using it to check your Facebook statuses, pictures, and posts.
"Julian is such a Facebook Spy. He always knows what I post and where I've been, but his Facebook page is still blank after 6 months and I'm his only friend on Facebook. What a freak!"
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Facebook Spy 

1- (noun) A Facebook profile (the spy) that is used to gather information about users of a certain demographic (the user), particularly people applying for a job in a large company. The spy will be reimbursed by the hiring company for discovering negative information about the user resulting in the user being barred from employment

2- (noun) A person caught in the act of observing your Facebook activities at a public location, particularly at a college study commons or library. Usually synonymous with a person who behaves as if they were invisible, but whom actually stands out due to poor hygiene, off appearance, or generally creepy mannerisms.

3- (verb) To log into the Facebook account of another person without their knowledge to monitor their private activities, such as message history. An act marked by jealousy, suspicion, and lack of trust.
1-
Jake: Hey man, how did your job interview with company-X go?
Steve: It was going great until they asked me to friend Becky in human resources... I got nervous when I thought about all those pictures from freshman year.

2-
Corey: Yeah, I'm studying at the library, I think I'll be ready for the test.
Sarah: Hey me too. Actually, where are you? This smelly guy near me keeps facebook spying on me and I need to move.

3-
Mike: Hey Nick, so I think my girlfriend thinks I am cheating on her.
Nick: Uh... ok?
Mike: Yeah, so I think she has my facebook password and I think she has been checking my messages.
Nick: So change your password.
Mike: No, I wanna find out if she has been facebook spying on me.

Nick: Soooo ask her, or ask mutual friends to find out.
Mike: Well I can't ask her, then she'll know I'm onto her. I wanna trap her somehow.
Nick: Ummm.... You could just send ridiculous messages to yourself like "you have aids" and see if she reacts... Actually, instead, send yourself a message that a specific family member has passed away, then try to get her console you and maybe you can get her to trip up and mention message specifics? I donno.
Facebook Spy by Decimation May 12, 2010

facebooksky

A trolling platform for mass distribution of Russian propaganda, formerly known as Facebook.
OMG, I read on Facebooksky today that next launch of the Falcon rocket will be used as pretext by the government to mass-convert children into druidism!
facebooksky by vgribok February 21, 2018
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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