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Facebook Sex 

Finding a girl who is at least an 8/10 (10 is high, sorry for all you titanic creepers wanting to crack one off to an ugly bird) clicking on the full screen image to maximize the picture to the biggest possible size and then taming your beast.

After the action you must poke her on facebook. The idea is she doesn't know about it, that might be kinda creepy and you wouldn't wanna be known as the creeper you really are by a girl you're never going to get now, would you?

Also referred to as Facebook Sexed.
Matt: "I had such good sex last night"
Josh: "Oh congratulations mate, you finally lost your virginity?"
Matt: "No, I facebook sexed Sophie"
Josh: "Ohhh right..well did you poke her at the end?"
Matt: "Yeah of course, i'm well experienced at facebook sexing and have plently of experience"
James: "GOOOOOOOOOD"
Josh: "Wait, WTF, Sophie who? That better not be my Sophie!"
Facebook Sex by Brooksmeister March 29, 2010
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Facebook Sexy 

When someone is sexy on Facebook, but not in real life.
Wow, Mae is soo sexy
No, dude shes Facebook Sexy.
Facebook Sexy by Duke Baylor November 22, 2011

Facebook Sextet 

When all six of the randomly selected friend profile photos showing in your Friends category are all female or all male - emphasis is on the opposite sex.
I logged on 130 times and finally hit a Facebook Sextet. My girlfriend's gonna be jealous.
Facebook Sextet by Rex Skidmore January 13, 2010

facebook fake sexyness 

someone who looks really hot on facebook profile picture, but in real life they are butt ugly.
Sam: How was your date
nevin: The girl was so ugly, but on facebook she was hot though.
Sam: She has Facebook fake sexyness for sure than.

Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.
Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.
Facebooklexia by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026