Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.

"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""

Facebook STD's by Eric Super January 13, 2008

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Facebook STD Test

Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.

Can be used to ascertain the following data:

A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs

A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.

John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?

Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.

John: Can I see her picture?

Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.

John: Nice.

Facebook STD Test by SimpleKind of Man February 2, 2010

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Facebook-STD

A virus spread from friend to friend contact on Facebook.

Like spreading a real disease any number of Facebook viruses spread around from post to post is is referred to as Facebook-STD.

Facebook-STD by 19wisdom76 November 14, 2011

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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