Facebook Flirt

When a individual or group of individuals use "Facebook friends" to find unsuspecting targets for conversation and flirting, but never actually plan on being in a relationship with them. Most look attractive in their profile pic, but only after hours of editing

John: Brian this really cute girl added me yesterday and commented on my pics, she's into me.

Brian: That's wassup man.

4 Weeks Later

John: Do you know that hoe won't answer me in a message or im, and I saw her at this concert and she had ant hills all over her face.

Brian: Really? Sucks man

1 hour later

*John has 20 mutual friends with Kiersten*

Ryan: Hey john you see that hot chick commenting my pics

John: OMG, that Facebook Flirt !

Facebook Flirt by J|C July 15, 2010

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facebook flirting

using facebook to spit game instead of calling or texting because you don't have the other persons digits

I was totally facebook flirting with that guy from class.

facebook flirting by Mindy p April 26, 2009

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facebook flirting

Were u consistently "like" a girl/guys satus on facebook. They then start liking yours. You then leave a few cheeky comments, they start leaving comments on yours. Then u private mail them a pic of your cock/tits...

I totaly hooked up with this girl
Oh wow a real girl, how did u meet
Facebook flirting my friend, facebook flirting

facebook flirting by bobthemagicwizard December 17, 2012

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fakebook flirting

a person that can't get over the past and insists on flirting with ex-school girlfriends whilst happily being in a current facebook relationship with another.

fakebook flirting is pretty harmless, it's not as if I'm living in the past and dissatisfied with my current facebook girlfriend. Surely it can't hurt anyone!

fakebook flirting by charming doll January 27, 2011

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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