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Facebook Five by bobothepanda May 6, 2009
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Facebook High Five
When someone "likes" a comment you have made on another person's status, and you "like" the same comment in response.
This is the first recorded use of the Facebook High Five between the accredited inventor Jason Dominguez, and his friend Gary Wynans, and serves as an example of it's use:
Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like
Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Gary Wynans applaud this man!
9 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Jason Dominguez The way to applaud on facebook is the double like... it can also be used as a virtual high five... let me show you....
8 minutes ago · Like
Gary Wynans i WISH facebook had a high 5 button
6 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez This is serve as proof we invented it... Don't delete this status... we may be coming into a nice fat check pretty soon!
5 minutes ago · Like
Jason Dominguez UP HIGH!
4 minutes ago · Unlike · 2
Facebook High Five by Jaybevil December 2, 2011
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facebookfiend
a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.
Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.
Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.
facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006
FacebookFINE
F.I.N.E: fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional (see 'F.I.N.E.' by Aerosmith)
That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.
You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
That annoying person you can't stand, who one or more of your friends, is still friends with on Facebook.
You can't really tell your friends who they can and can't be friends with, and so you eventually are force to use "block person" so you don't have to read all their stupid, annoying comments anymore.
* Status* Jane is making pork chops for dinner.
Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.
* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
Bob: Yum.
Kim: Cool!
Bob: Yeah, real "cool". She's making pork chops. That's a big, huge deal.
Kim: Oh shut up. I honestly have no idea why Jane keeps you around as a friend in real life, or here. You're nothing but FacebooFINE to me.
Kim: Stop it. Both of you. You're both my friends.
* Kim uses "block person" on Bob, who is noting more than FacebookFINE.
FacebookFINE by deliveryxps September 6, 2009
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
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