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Facebook Birthday 

This is the day you have listed as your birthday on your facebook account so that people can not steal your identity and create massive amounts of debt in your name.
It's my facebook birthday today, so many "friends" on facebook are wishing me happy birthday... if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.
Facebook Birthday by poostick963 November 14, 2009

facebook birthday test 

A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.
Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL
facebook birthday test by BLULUp February 6, 2012

Facebook Birthday Flop 

The embarrassing situation where one's unpopularity is revealed by a disappointingly low number of public birthday wishes on one's Facebook wall, especially in comparison to others in one's peer group.
"Hey Steve, just looked at your wall and saw only three people wished you a happy birthday? WTF?!"

"I know man, so bummed. It was a total Facebook Birthday Flop :-(("
Facebook Birthday Flop by MP123 April 10, 2010

Facebook Birthday Bombing

When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.
Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...

"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026