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Face Rape

The art of repeatedly caressing one's 5 o'clock shadow for pure enjoyment--Usually done for extended periods of time by another individual. Most commonly practiced by gently extending the back of the hand, placing it on said cheek, and softly stroking in an up and down motion OR delicately moving one's face in multiple directions across the cheek. Usually results in peace and comfort to both participants.
Miley Cyrus thought it would be a good idea to face rape Adam Levine because he hadn't shaved his face in two weeks.
by Jordanfromtheblock July 8, 2010
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Changing someone's facebook status without consent.
by tezpellet October 14, 2009
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Face Rape

the act of shooting someone in the face at point blank range in a first-person shooter (FPS) game. This is usually followed by a thorough tea-bagging for added effect.
"aww, you got face raped bitch!...pwnd!"
by AstraLuna May 21, 2010
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When a woman shakes her bosoms in someone's face. First used by Chelsea Handler on "Chelsea Lately" on 8-17-09.
Loni Love: I can be on DWTS I do a bad rumba.
Chelsea Handler: First of all, that's not the rumba that's a face rape.
by JBubble August 23, 2009
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I was trying to recover from the hit when Diddy came out of nowhere, face raped me, and jumped off my head, leaving me to die.
by JShack October 6, 2008
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To make out with someone and not know that someone else is looking, until they yell out "FACE RAPE!!!!!" really loud and then everyone looks at the people making out and they get embarassed.
*couple are making out*
Random Friend: FACE RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*couple get embarassed*
Everyone: *Laughing*
by NielTheFishy October 3, 2009
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Face Rape

An organized deliberate attack on a persons facebook wall, where multiple individuals post pictures, videos, and links of a specific topic on the wall for the sole purpose of fucking with the person.

Face Rapes can be organized by one person, where the originator recruits all participants, or by multiple individuals, where all participants are encouraged to recruit additional participants.

The Face Rape originated in New England in January 2011.
Jeff started a Face Rape by contacting a group of friends who assisted him in Face Raping Neal's facebook wall by posting pictures and videos of birds on it. Jeff's friends asked their friends to assist, increasing the magnitude of the attack.
by lewis15498 February 18, 2011
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