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to ejaculate on a woman or man's face after getting head (a blow job)

it is common if he/she is not willing to swallow.
one would essentially pay the woman or man sucking his dick for not swallowing.
pete: dude guess what?
johnny:whaat?
pete: last night i gave that mean girl, christina, a face job cause she wouldnt swallow my cum
johnny: she deserved it.
face job by greencatz July 9, 2009
Cosmetic surgery such as a "nose job" or "boob job", only for the entire face. Used as an insult primarily.
Not you - "Hey, do I look ok?"

You - "boy/girl/man/woman/husband/wife, you totally need a face job. Like now."
face job by standingfrog January 4, 2011

Jewish Face Job 

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face
"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"
Jewish Face Job by RJ Heard June 29, 2007

Blow Job Face 

the face Renée Zellweger shows sometimes. It's when you scrunch your face and lips up like your giving a blow job.
person 1: "Nice "Blow Job Face".

person 2: "fuck off!"
Blow Job Face by coolguy22222 November 5, 2010
When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.
My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.
facejob by Roguetool December 19, 2011
An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.
brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
facejob by reptardelilah July 16, 2008
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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