facejob

When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.

My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.

by Roguetool December 19, 2011

facejob

An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.

brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!

by reptardelilah July 16, 2008

facejob

An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face

brad and angelina are getting married?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!

by heytheredelilah July 24, 2008

facejob

when one receives a blowjob while checking/ updating ones facebook

similar to a blumpkin

dude my girlfreind just gave me the best facejob and i blew a load all over the key board

by laxbro23 March 2, 2010

Facejob

The act of making an unnecessarily and overtly flattering comment on someone's Facebook status

Person 1: Did you see ____'s Facebook status?
Person 2: Yeah, did you see the comment that _____ made on it? Totally gave them a Facejob!

by ry_guy78 July 30, 2011

Dunkadelic Facejob

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " for a slam dunk that is done over another player with attitude and power; ( aka ) " In your Face " dunk.

Most smaller players like to give a Dunkadelic Facejob to bigger and stronger players. Scottie Pippen gave Patrick Ewing one of the sickest Dunkadelic Facejobs I've ever seen back in 1994.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 3, 2005