A person named Fabian who gets a haircut (but not very much cutoff), too frequently. It still looks like a rat nest after the haircut, with a mix of goldilocks style.
Hey dude, did you get a fresh cut? Heck no, they trimmed me up with a Fabian Haircut. Someone should turn me upside down and use me as a mop.
by Smooth J Rod July 22, 2018