fucking windows

An emotion one feels which lies somewhere between smashing one's own computer hardware and smashing one's own head against the wall.

(Windows has stopped working due to an unexpected, unrecoverable, and unknown error)..."Fucking windows"

(Are you really, really, really, really sure you want to do that?)..."YES! Fucking windows"

fucking windows by b1nary.atr0phy February 3, 2012

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Window Fucking

Get a girl from behind while she's bent over the bed facing the window, then you come up with an excuse to pull out and tag your buddy in without her knowing. Quickly go outside, and knock on the window.

My buddy and I gave her a window fucking she'll never forget after I found out she cheated on me. Jokes on you bitch!

Window Fucking by damn porch monkey August 14, 2008

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Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.

She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.

Window Fucking by jbrwsf June 5, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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