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fucking tool 

1. Someone who tries too hard, a poser.

2. Someone who can't think for themselves.

3. A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look. The 'what-are-you-even-doing- here' look is classified by a glare in the tool's direction and is usually accompanied by muttering of how big of a tool they are. The tool is usually someone who is unwelcome but no one has the balls to tell them to get lost. The tool is alwasys making comments that are out-of-place, out-of-line or just plain stupid. The tool is always trying too hard to fit in, and because of this, never will. However, the tool may be useful because you can use them for things; money, rides, ect.

4. Anyone who speaks in a purposely deeper voice than usual to emphasize any point.

5. Matt of Lacombe, Ab.
Matt is such a fucking tool, he tries way too hard to fit in, and always says really stupid shit in that retarded deep voice.
fucking tool by H. Jazz May 19, 2008
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Fucking tool 

1.) Adj. + Noun A person who makes a definition on Urban Dictionary emphasizing how awesome: they, their friends, or the area they live in are/is.

Also pertains to the people who vote those definitions up.

2.) Frat guys in polo shirts and khaki shorts.
1.) Man the guy who wrote the definition for $@ctown is a fucking tool.

2.) Look, all those guys are wearing the same shirt, with the same haircut, the same shorts, and the same flipflops... Fucking tools.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026