fuck my balls

The best expression to show frustration and anger. Also see fuck my ass

Alexis: Fuck this, fuck my balls.
Chandler: What?
Alexis: EAT, SANTA.

by German Lumberjack December 22, 2008

Fuck My Balls

This is when you reach boiling point in a videogame and you proceed to scream out 'FUCK MY BALLS' and violently clatter your head against your TV until near death.

Johnny: We're nearly there guys just a few kills left.
Bill:Sorry man I'm dead.
Johnny: FUCK MY BALLS !!!!!!!.

by realsheet April 2, 2015

Fuck My Balls

"Fuck My Balls", An alternative to the popular "Fuck My Life", used to describe something that pisses you off so much you would like someone to painfully squeeze your balls repeatedly into an orifice.

*Get killed by a noob tubing idiot on MW2* "Fuck My Balls!!"

by TestOfOath March 27, 2010

oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023