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FTPs are (Feminine Tectonic Plates) are seisms that are powered by primal forces originating in a woman's hot, inner core, FTPs can move ponderously about at varying speeds and in different directions immediately following extreme or intense fucking.

With the high temperatures and immense pressures found in a woman's wet inner core during a sexual climax, these post orgasmic reactions to acute sexual arousal ex.slammage, sometimes force a woman’s FTPs to suddenly shift. As these ‘pallates eroticus’ move, divergence and/or convergence occurs along their borders, and tremendous energies are unleashed from deep inside resulting in tumultuous physical tremors that compel a woman’s entire body to involuntary convulse, spasm, twitch and shudder for indeterminate periods of time after woo hoo, thingy sex.

Men can find the sensations associated with simultaneous divergence and convergence of FTPs on their cock to be a powerful and motivating aphrodisiac, often making their erections attain a consistency that is harder than Chinese mathematics - and allow them to immediately recommence fucking a partner over and over and over again while she remains incapacitated from the spastic effects of the shifting FTP delirium.
When her FTPs kicked in, it moved my couch.
FTPs by L&G Conversations December 7, 2009
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Chick: Want to come Netflix and Chill? ::send::
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::

*Waits 30mins*

Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"

::checks phone:: ::send::

Guy: Sorry! FTPS
FTPS by lethalmajik December 16, 2015
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Acronym for Forgot-To-Press-Send
Hey sorry I thought you knew. I drafted you a message but ftps.
ftps by eedeebee December 10, 2020
I ftps again. Sorry.
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ftpsni mean fuck the police station of northern ireland it is mostly said by people who do not like the police
ftpsni eyeoo touts out
ftpsni by arice123 May 6, 2016
Fuck the Police Service Northern Ireland

The PSNI is what the British "police" force in the north of Ireland changed their name to in an attempt to wash away the crimes they committed as the RUC (Royal Ulster Constabulary). Although most of the RUC still remain as the PSNI and it has been nothing more than a name change. FTPSNI is the way to say fuck them lol
Up the RA FTPSNI
FTPSNI by James.32.! September 17, 2022
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