wayfast: jo0 don't like teh steve?

jeebus: his teeth sorta hurt my weiner.

wayfast: ohh taht sucks, jo0 should have made him take teh dentures out ftmfw.

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*created by WayFast, as guillermo on a tdf chat.

FTMFW by Josh aka WayFast aka Guillermo aka CliqueMob July 16, 2008

Related Words

FTMCW • FTMFW • ftmw • FMCWDA • FTCW • ftcwb • ftmch • FTMEW • FTMFWB • ftmwp

ftmw

For the motherfucking win.

Person 1: Did you see Push?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Dakota Fanning ftmw!

Person 1: Ftmw?

Person 2: DAKOTA FANNING FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! *cums*

ftmw by Coco Puffz July 11, 2009

ftmch

The name of an anti-angel who is so unlucky it is unlikely that someone will say his name so that he can reap their soul.

There are no examples. This is why it is such an unlucky name.

ftmch by Matty November 10, 2003

FTMFWB

For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches.

Extension of the popular FTMFW (For The Mutha Fuckin Win).

Captain and Coke FTMFWB!!

<noun> FTMFWB!

FTMFWB by Syss December 16, 2006

FMCWDA

Find Missing Curran With Dogs Association

(For all you missing Curran needs)

Rachel: "I can't find her anywhere I KNOW I'LL CALL THE FMCWDA!"

FMCWDA by Rachel+Hannah=this July 8, 2009

FTSCWM

Pronounced 'Footzhum' - Fried Tiger Shrimp & Chicken with Mango - Succulent stir fried tiger shrimp gently mingled with crispy chicken paired with luscious and fresh mango then smothered with sweet & spicy mango sauce.

Upon arriving at the restaurant: "We'll need one order of FTSCWM. You will also notice the VIP is here so naturally we expect twice as much chicken. Thanks"

FTSCWM by teamNF June 15, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026