A free meal is a meal that you paid nothing for or found, usually by non-traditional means, i.e. food found in a garbage can or roadkill you intend to eat.
When you haven't eaten in 8 days due to low rations in the trenches and you see a horde of trench rats running beneath you and you think, damn. That's a free meal.
by premium-succ August 01, 2017
by lilpea April 26, 2016
by Trav's11 December 15, 2008
The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
by Lunicus January 20, 2012
Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
For example a free dinner.
by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022