Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

free chicken dinner

Describes someone's abilities as inept.

Used in place of the expression, "fuck up a wet dream".

Bob is so stupid he would fuck up a free chicken dinner.

by iluvmako December 05, 2011

do you want free chicken nuggets

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you

tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

by average boi January 22, 2022

Free Range Chicken

A young gay man who was raised on a farm.

Wow, that young gay farmboy looks hot in those bibs! Yes, he's a free range chicken!

by Alaska Dave January 10, 2011

free-range chicken

A young homosexual male who likes to sexually roam. His social and sexual activities cannot be limited due to his desirability.

There is no way he can settle down, he is a free-range chicken.
For more context please refer to chicken, chicken hawk, and twink.

by homofield April 13, 2013

free range chicken

A person afraid of anything and everything.

She was terrified of Covid, afraid she'd suffocate wearing a mask, quaking over what effects the vaccine could have, phobic about getting close to anyone and mortified that she was being scarred-for-life by the emotional deprivations of social distancing. Dr. Kafween had termed her a Free Range Chicken, and now she was apprehensive about her next session, reasonably fearful of getting billed for a missed appointment with her analyst, who, she was afraid to admit, was rarely wrong.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020

Free Range Chicken Skinning

A male that intentionally, indiscriminately and freely walks around in public and private with his chicken skin ball sack hanging out of his fly or hanging out from under his shorts.

Paul looks forward to his lunch break every day. He enjoys leaving the office and walking to the restaurants on Main Street doing a little Free Range Chicken Skinning.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015