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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA 

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone

Free and freaky in the USA

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK

Free and freaky in the USA
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA 

I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫

Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !

I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪

BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...

LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA

♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫

♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫

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FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026