A fake pants boner. When your slacks hitch up around your groin and it looks like you have a boner when you don't.
by andy1 July 17, 2005
First posted by. When reposting an article of interest for your entire Facebook group, this courteously gives credit to your friend who originally posted the article.
Obama Inauguration Speech Ruined By Incessant Jackhammering
Source: www.theonion.com
Comment: Good stuff. FPB Mike Mathei.
Source: www.theonion.com
Comment: Good stuff. FPB Mike Mathei.
by tokyoai January 21, 2009
by Warehouse Minion September 21, 2011
Abbreviation for Fine Pristine Bitch; alt. Fine Pristine Babe. Applies only to girls who meet these requirements:
1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit
(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)
1. Outstanding body
2. Not a dipshit
(For girls who fit the first requirement but not the second, see DJS)
Guy 1: "Check out that ass! I bet Sheila's a savage in the sack!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."
Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's not all about the sex with her. We can talk for hours about particle physics."
Guy 1: "Wow! Sounds like you scored with a major FPB!"
by BadManThomas September 13, 2011
by Theresamooseinmypants September 14, 2009