The best sport in the world.
Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat.
Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags!
Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly
Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!
Hockey: It's fast paced. It's exciting. You have to be a true athlete to play it. Every game is unique unlike baseball where I see the same Fucking diving catch that I could make in a heart beat.
Basketball: Yeah fast pace, insane dunks are cool however I've never seen so many babies getting minorly tapped or complaining that someone grazed their hand while shooting. Fouls are for fags!
Baseball: The most boring sport in the world. It's a fun sport to play but it's like watching paint dry. Also, you can be an overweight loser who has good hand-eye cordnation and be a superstar. I've chewd tobacco a number of years and what kind of sport allows you to playn chew honestly
Football: Maybe if the game didn't stop after every 10 seconds I'd like it!!!
Frank: Did you watch that baseball game yesterday?
Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning
Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today
Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey
Biff: Naa I fell asleep in the 2nd inning
Biff: Did you watch that hockey game today
Frank: I'm american, I'm too stupid to like hockey
by dreksla April 8, 2005
the best sport in the whole world. anyone who doesn't like it is on crack.
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks
hott guys play hockey.
Jr A hockey rocks
fred-"hey u goin to the game tonite?" (obviously means hockey game cause wut else would he be going to?)
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"
bob-"hellz yea man everyones goin, hockey is the best sport in the universe"
by Jade March 21, 2005
Bob: Want to go play the sweetest sport in the history of sports?
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
Bill: Yea! What's it called?
Bob: Hockey!
by Mrs. Zetterberg April 13, 2009
the best fricken sport in the universe!!! North notts rules!! Kicks footballs ass any day!! Dont argue with me!;-)
by Holly Whittaker February 4, 2005
the hardest game to play at a high level. way better than basketball for countless reasons. its faster, more physical, and takes way more skill. Lots of skill = hockey player.
Person A : i play basketball because hockey is a sissy sport
Person B : say that one more time and your gonna have more dental problems than a real hockey player buddy
Person B : say that one more time and your gonna have more dental problems than a real hockey player buddy
by j-saint April 5, 2006
Go St. Louis Blues !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by OH SNAP March 31, 2005
Hockey is the best fuckin sport around. Probably the most dangerous and expensive sport there is. There is no problem w/ Girl Hockey players either because I am one of them.
by Jenith November 4, 2005