A Floridian is one of the most unique species of the US states. Unlike other states, we don’t have a certain memo. We’re a bit of everything, black, asian, white, and (mostly) hispanic/latinos. Many
people aren’t necessarily proud to be / live in
Florida. Many
people think we are “ghetto”, but in reality, we just know how to have fun. Other states make fun of us, but we know how to take it, and make it our ‘own’ thing. Like the Florida man joke, we accepted the joke and we moved on. Cause we’re Floridians and we don’t let stupid sh*t bother us. Floridians love, love, lovee PUBLIX. We know the store layout like the back of our hands. (Unless you’re unfortunately forced to go to a different one.) We also have Walgreens, which is kind of sucky with the medicine and slow, but its good nonetheless. My family moved to
Florida in 2014 from Argentina. And honestly in my 9 years of living in
Florida, ive never gotten bored of it. Theres always something to do, or some crazy
people doing ridiculous stuff you wouldn't see anywhere else. The only downside of
Florida right now, is the shitty mayor. But besides that, no matter what people say about my state, i will always be proud to be Floridian. Cuz were unique!!
Person from ohio: Look at that cr@ckhead from
Florida!!
Person from Kentucky: Ha!! Yeah, what a
weirdo!
Proud Floridian: atleast hes doing something with his life, you
irrelevant f*cks.
