Floomp

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

by MrFloomp July 06, 2021

Floomping

The act of ejaculating onto your hand and then flicking the semen onto someone. (Past tense can be floomped)

He then turned around and started floomping on her face.

by Bruh momentum 369 October 04, 2019

Floomped

When your having rough sex and you and your partner fall off the bed, couch,chair whatever.

My BF was screwing me so hard then the mattress slid out from under us and we floomped to the floor!

by pseudoTronaShawn July 08, 2009

floomp

The sound you make when your hand gets sucked into a black hole in the ceiling.

Floomp! .:all hands go up in the air and get sucked in:.

by angelrider April 24, 2006

Floomp

Its a dick fart; a sound when your getting a blowjob

"while my GF was giving me a blowjob, i FLOOMP on her lip

by F.db45 March 16, 2018

floomp

a fart that happens, after your gf gets down to business. It can be a happy floomp, or a sad floomp, depending on how good the bj is.

"When I was getting the BJ, my dick floomped on her lip"

by billy eyelash September 30, 2018

floomping

A sexual act involving a fist, penis and strong glue. You glue you fist to your penis and your penis to your scrotum and whilst pounding the victims anal cavity, you poor the rest of the remaining glue on your penis whilst you continue to pound

I was floomping my grandma for not getting me robux

by Anomotronic224 February 22, 2018