Fether 

1. OE fædera reinforced by German Vetter and Dutch vedder father's brother, paternal uncle See also feth (shortening of fether to be same amount of syllables as eam)
2. German Vetter a male cousin
3. Archaic form of feather 🪶.

Have you heard that my fether Johnathan wants to be called bitch now? oops I mean Mitch.

Fether by Master of beargreen August 28, 2023

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

fatherus missingus 

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators

cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

fatherus missingus by anti cringe club March 29, 2022

Father Joseph 

The last hit of a bowl.

Is that cashed? No, there's just enough for a Father Joseph; here you go, man!

Father Joseph by FJ Himself October 3, 2013

father figure

something that i don’t have !

someone: my dad is the best father figure !

me: i don’t have a father figure in my life , nor do i have milk in my fridge.

father figure by kk :)) August 11, 2022