FDUL

FDUL aka Clássica aka FDHELL is a prestigious law school in Portugal. The best in the country but all of its students are now depressed (except for the caloiros in the first semester).

It has Bar velho, Bar novo and Novissimo and the best one is Novo for sure (Bar velho people gonna hate). The most defining phrase is: entrar entras bem, sair é que é fodido.

Mark: Where do you go to?
Mary: FDUL. I'm a law student at clássica. (proceeds to repeat that 15x )