F major Share definition Flag The act of having sex on top of a piano, typically the large, grand piano type. Guy 1: (looking at Hot Girl on stage) "I'd really like to F Major her!" Guy 2: "Yea I know, there's a piano right there too!" F major by Motzart April 26, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the F major mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch