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eyeball fucking 

When a person looks at your significant other and the intent in the stare is sexual intimacy, oral, dirty thoughts.

Can also be used when one is staring you down in hopes of intimidation. synonymous with mad dogging.
Hey dude, why the hell are you eye ball fucking my chick. Should I leave the room so you can continue staring at my girlfriend.

After the football coach reprimanded the players and made them run a mile, a few of the players began glaring intently at him. In which the coach responded "If you guys keep eyeball fucking me, I will go to your house and donkey punch your mom. Thanks"
eyeball fucking by manic cavy March 5, 2009
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Eyeball Fucking 

To stare at someone in a way that makes it seem like you want to fuck.
Guy 1: Dude that girl over there is eyeball fucking you.
Guy 2: damn she fine too
Eyeball Fucking by xXsadboiXx June 16, 2018

eyeball fuckin 

When someone is looking at you in a agressive way, someone who is starring at you.
Befor you whoop someones ass you could say
"Why you eyeball fucking me"
eyeball fuckin by Hevynuts August 4, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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