Excuterus 

When a woman uses her period as an excuse to not do something.

Wife:I can't walk, I'm on my period right now. Wah

Husband: I don't want to hear about your excuterus!

Excuterus by Timmy2x4 February 3, 2017

Excuserist

Reserved to define an individule who's life-style is supported by excuses.

You meet your best friend for lunch and they order the most expensive meal on the menu. The waiter hands you the bill - when it comes time to pay - your friend says, "I lost my debit card" or "I'll catch us up next time" or "I am a little short" or "You can afford this." We all know of them - This is an Excuserist

Excuserist by doug Larson February 17, 2009

excuserise 

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

excuserise by Melanie September 26, 2004

excuserise 

to think of an excuse and the answer to any question which may arise from that excuse.
basically, making sure you're excuse is a full and matching outfit. not an evening dress with a backpack you grabbed at the last minute.

'so you ready for college today?'
'yeah...i've just got to excuserise before Psych hand in'

excuserise by deathdrop April 20, 2007

Exciteresting 

The term used to describe something that is both exciting an interesting.

The situation is bound to be exciteresting considering the people and events involved.

Exciteresting by Number_crunchit December 2, 2010

uterus executurus

A man who gets all the pussy

Dude my friend is a uterus executurus

uterus executurus by Chancekush September 25, 2017