When Bieber's fans tell you that you only make fun of Bieber because you are jealous of his "success" and "talent". A majority of the time, this is a false statement.
Normal Person: I hate Justin Biever!
Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!
Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!
Stupid Eight Year Old Biever Fan: Ugh! Your only saying that because your jealous that he's so sexy!!!
Normal Person: What ever, freak! Stop using the Bieber excuse on everybody! It's not true!
by IHateBiever March 9, 2010
A religion practiced by millions worldwide
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
The core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. I am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. I am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if I actually did it.
3. With a lot of help I can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
Due to it's Narcissistic nature, Excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually passed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
Excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be "I had a rough childhood, I should be allowed to practice medicine because my ADHD and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients"
by Awarren October 13, 2008
a Nigga Excuse is just like a regular excuse, but is dumbed down into a form of Niggadome. Nigga excuses often stem from, but are not limited to, Nigga moments, i.e Nigga situations, which then require nigga excuses. Nigga excuses often times only make since to Niggas and the Niggas that come up with them.
Example of Nigga Excuse
Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"
( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
Man 1 : " Yea i shot dat nigga!"
Man 2 : " Why?"
Man 1 : " dats nigga stepped on my fresh Jordan's" " I had just bought 'em"
Man 2 : " Word man, I would've did the same thing"
( Man 1 & Man 2 share fist-bump)
by Afrotastic June 24, 2010
What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "
You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:
"Excuse you!"
You get pissed and say:
EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!
"Excuse you!"
You get pissed and say:
EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!
by Excuse me! January 15, 2004
The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.
Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'
by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 21, 2008
when confronted about the failure of your favorite players to perform , you immediately start making excuses to deflect the blame .
Heckling Fans :"Eli rules!" and "Eli owns your husband,"
Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.
"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
Gisele Bundchen :"You have to catch the ball when you're supposed to catch the ball," she said angrily to those around her.
"My husband cannot f--king throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."
"The Queen of all excuse merchants "
by krazy836 February 7, 2012
by alexkingkong January 2, 2009