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very big family. and have lots of background

you are part of the ewings family right?

by funnybone April 16, 2013

Alshanti L Ewings JR

Alshanti L Ewings Jr
High school_ Donald M. Payne SR. TECH

He loves art and is so creative. He loves to learn and talk to others a real team leader. Always have hope, joy and dedication.

Alshanti L Ewings jr goes to school every morning.

by Oudcbi85 February 14, 2023

The Ewing Theory

A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.

The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.

by Ryan Tang February 23, 2005

Patrick Ewing

1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.

1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add

by "G-reg" June 1, 2006

Ryan Ewing

A stupid fucking retard who suck a lot of cock and gags on cum

This ryan Ewing looking mother fucker is a joke

by Big Chune1010 June 1, 2016

ewington

A person with extreme wit and beauty,

Shines with radiance
and boots foundation =D

woah man...tha Leesha is so ewington.

by Shabada July 8, 2007

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

by Kabir101 November 26, 2010