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Eurovision fan

There are few types of Eurovision fans:
1. Drama queen- Fan who is following Eurovision song contest (musical-political contest which is held annually in Europe) and also national selections for ESC of every country in Europe, usually peaceful introverted person who becomes hysterically obsessed and easily triggered drama queen during February-May every year.

Recognized by red eyes because of non sleeping since he watched 3rd round of selections in Lithuania last night, freaking out if live stream is not working, hysterical if he's favourite didn't win national selection, making own top lists, using of exaggerated expressions for lame songs and mediocre singers, such as ''queen, slay, bop'', as well as expressions ''it's my 5th place'' (as if anyone cares about that), tbh, just saying, hater, amazing, it will flop, it will surprise, throwing shade, realness, mark my words, etc.
2. Nationalist- cheering only for songs from their country and bashing others, arguing and trolling online, often connected with hate speech. When their song don't qualify it is always because of politics and conspiracy theories.

3. Eurovision fan- minority, enjoying contest and music, connect with annually slogans such as ''come together, celebrate diversity, building bridges''etc., idealistically believe that Eurovision is all about that.
Drama queen: I can't believe that (person X) didn't win national selection, that (person Y) will be disaster, mark my words! What they were thinking!
Nationalist 1: As if (country X) ever send any good songs, they should be lucky that their crap country is even in this contest!
Nationalist 2 (to Nationalist 1): You must be idiot from (country Y), I can smell you from miles away, can't wait to watch you cry when we qualify!
Eurovision fan: Guys, can we just, please, enjoy the contest?
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