A sexual position originating in the Italian Riviera, whereby the female is on all fours, and the male enters her from behind. Instead of using the traditional left palm on female's left buttcheek/right palm on female's right buttcheek; the male crosses his arms and inverts his hand position, so that his right palm is on her left buttcheek and his left palm is on her right buttcheek. The difficulty of performing this move properly is directly correlated to the girth of the female's buttocks. It is recommended that those not familiar with this move, should not attempt to perform the european cross grip on a buttocks that exceeds 18 inches in diameter until they are comfortable with their own individual capabilities. This position was popularized in the United States by the independent film The Flats (www.theflatsmovie.com). This move is sometimes used in conjuntion with the the dirty sanchez and the shocker.
When entering Amanda from behind, Steven prefers to use the european cross-grip.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"