Eton mess
1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.
2. The Conservative Party.
Eton mess by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010
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eton mess
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Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
Eton mess
The act of finishing in a strawberry flavoured condom and then pulling it off your dick to slurp it like a frube. The combination of strawberry flavouring, man cream and possibly small lumps of smeg create the complete Eaton mess experience.
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