Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

Eton mess by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010

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eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

eton mess by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

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Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

Eton Mess by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

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Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022

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Eton mess

The act of finishing in a strawberry flavoured condom and then pulling it off your dick to slurp it like a frube. The combination of strawberry flavouring, man cream and possibly small lumps of smeg create the complete Eaton mess experience.

I wrapped up last night before I shagged her and when I finished I eton messed it.

Eton mess by Alexandermarkcreasy May 24, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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