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eton mess 

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.
1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service
eton mess by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

Eton Mess 

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.
“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”
Eton Mess by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

Eton Mess 

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026