Eton mess

1. Dessert of English origin consisting of a mixture of strawberries, pieces of meringue and cream.
2. The Conservative Party.

Who's in charge of Britain then? Not sure, but it's certainly an Eton mess.

Eton mess by CameronSucksBalls May 11, 2010

Get merch

Get the Eton mess mug.

See more merch

eton mess

a nasty, posh, central london word for intercourse

what i did to david cameron's wife last night.

1: i saw david cameron yesterday
2: yeah and
1: i told him i eton messed his wife and now i got 100 hours of community service

eton mess by dickw44sh March 6, 2013

Get merch

Related Words

Eton mess • Eton • Eton College • Eton green • Eton Boy • Eton Broadsides • Eton College Bicycle • Eton College Christening • Eton Leap-frog • Eton Leggit

Eton Mess

English Pudding/dessert that consists of merengue, fruit and whipped cream.
Also known as Elon Musk.

“Can we have that pudding… what’s it called? Elon Musk?”
“Oh, you mean Eton Mess?”

Eton Mess by Yogurtxe September 17, 2021

Get merch

Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

Eton Mess by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022

Get merch