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a gorgeous man who lives in Pringe vile and he's super sweet and caring with a cool ass nose. he funny asf and loves to say yippe :3. he's slightly autistic but the chess thing makes up for it trust and langsather loves him and vouches so therefore he cool asf.
etheoni is my bestie and hes so cool and pretty trust
Etheoni by sinjindrowninggrawr January 15, 2024
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etheopian landmine 

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can
I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

Etheopian tired 

When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.
Johnny: "Dude why don't you wipe those fucking flys off of your face"

Ricky: "Fuck that dude I've given up"

Johnny "Whoa dude you better go have a rum, you're Etheopian tired"

Etheopian tired by Rick Slender November 16, 2006

etheopian chicken

the chickens in etheopia that have no feathers and run around causing riots for the hungry swamp ninjas;
The fastest fuckers alive.;

A porch monkey and his brother running down the street with your tv and your vcr.

The chinks who run across the border, fast beaners.

etheopian chicken without feathers

ethnonian 

A person of cloaked, mysterious, vague or downright odd ethnic origin, culture, heritage or background, caused intentionally or otherwise.
Those neighbors, for example, with chickens and sheep in the background, children running around naked, women dressed in tableclothes and men wearing shiny suits, silk shirts unbuttoned to their navels and wearing enormous gold jewelry.
ethnonian by Heinie Munoosch September 10, 2005

ethernick 

The state in which a piece of electronic communication becomes, when it is apparent that it has been lost somewhere between the source and the destination address.
For internal systems replace ether with intra
Person #1 : Did you get that email?
Person #2 : What email?
Person #1 : The one I sent
Person #2 : No? I'm sure...no way..didn't arrive in my mailbox!
Short Pause
Person #1 and #2 say together: Oh no!!! It's been ethernicked
ethernick by eCJM August 7, 2007

etheopia 

a very poor country in Africa where millions are starving.
I'm madder than a legless Etheopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill!
etheopia by george May 16, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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