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etheopian landmine 

When you shit on someones chest and slap it as hard as u can
I gave my bitch a good etheopian landmine

Etheopian tired 

When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.
Johnny: "Dude why don't you wipe those fucking flys off of your face"

Ricky: "Fuck that dude I've given up"

Johnny "Whoa dude you better go have a rum, you're Etheopian tired"
Etheopian tired by Rick Slender November 16, 2006

etheopian chicken

the chickens in etheopia that have no feathers and run around causing riots for the hungry swamp ninjas;
The fastest fuckers alive.;
A porch monkey and his brother running down the street with your tv and your vcr.

The chinks who run across the border, fast beaners.

etheopian chicken without feathers

ethnonian 

A person of cloaked, mysterious, vague or downright odd ethnic origin, culture, heritage or background, caused intentionally or otherwise.
Those neighbors, for example, with chickens and sheep in the background, children running around naked, women dressed in tableclothes and men wearing shiny suits, silk shirts unbuttoned to their navels and wearing enormous gold jewelry.
ethnonian by Heinie Munoosch September 10, 2005

ethernick 

The state in which a piece of electronic communication becomes, when it is apparent that it has been lost somewhere between the source and the destination address.
For internal systems replace ether with intra
Person #1 : Did you get that email?
Person #2 : What email?
Person #1 : The one I sent
Person #2 : No? I'm sure...no way..didn't arrive in my mailbox!
Short Pause
Person #1 and #2 say together: Oh no!!! It's been ethernicked
ethernick by eCJM August 7, 2007

etheopia 

a very poor country in Africa where millions are starving.
I'm madder than a legless Etheopian watching a doughnut roll down a hill!
etheopia by george May 16, 2005