Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 20, 2019

Ethan Matthew Seller

Ethan Matthew Seller is a dirty little snitch who delved too deep and will get what he deserves, but it’s interesting to me, I say me, I mean us.
It’s interesting that you have found this page after all of this was over and forgotten. The channel was not for you but for those you know, but they never truly solved the puzzle did they, the truth of it was practically spoon fed to you.
Disappointed.

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Ethan Matthew Seller, like, the snitch.

by 448-51 May 27, 2020

Ethan Matthews

A person who prioritises a good time beyond anything.

Person 1: Hey bro you gotta test tomorrow, what are you gonna do?

Ethan Matthews: Bro it's Friday night, I'm going to Oatley Pub!

by PeterEater123 May 19, 2023