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Estynia

Contrary to popular belief Estynia is, in fact, not a native of Estonia. Actually she is a transcendent being of pure light, cast down to our mortal plane and burdened with the world's ills - a bottomless well of creativity and a fountain of compassion and prejudice in equal measure. Estynia is an open book, whose uncompromising honesty provides a terrifying reflection into one's own ills. If you happen to encounter one make sure to treasure her, and one day you too may grow angel wings.
There goes Estynia walking on her tiptoes and ending every word with pilled, hopefully she doesn't say any slurs
by Calluwu May 19, 2022
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Estonian phenomenon

Estonia is a small country in northern Europe that feels and would like to be nordic, but actually belongs to the baltic countries south of the baltic sea. Due to its size and since just about 1.4 million people live there (for reference: New York has 8.4 million inhabitants) , somthing that has been dubbed the "estonian phenomenon" can be witnessed here. The term describes that everyone practically knows everyone or at least someone who knows them. This makes gossip equally more interesting and more dangerous, since the person you are gossiping about will almost certainly hear about it. Sometimes Estonia feels like a big family gathering of a country where even someone who seems to be a random stranger has most likely some kind of relation to you.
"Oh hey, I know the girl who just delivered our food... that was an awkward interaction"
"How do you know her?"

"Its just a case of estonian phenomenon, my classmate used to work at her families store and she used to play soccer with my second cousin. Did you know that she broke up with her Boyfriend?"
by Lilleke5 July 24, 2021
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Estonian Haircut

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you circumcised?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! I got an Estonian haircut last night!"
by Gordon Q. Sillyputty August 16, 2021
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Estonia

OK for starters i say that i am an estonian and i read both definitions, one by "eestlaneeeee jeee" and the other by "NobodySpeshul". One of them is clearly Russian and the other Estonian. They represent 2 different extremities. The truth is somewhere in between. I know Estonians are happy with their little country, i'm not a Russian so not sure about them. But i say let's not fight, and if we hate each other so much and can't be friends, then we should at least leave each other alone. Thanks.
Russian: "Estonians suck goddamn idiots Russia FTW!"
Estonian: "Stupid Russians hope they burn in hell, Estonia is the best!"
We should stop acting like kids. Both nations.
by 15 April 26, 2008
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Estonia

the head-ass best country that has ever existed on this doomed planet! 100% communism-free since 1991!
I went to Estonia because that's what cool guys do.
by Jwgmtts November 27, 2018
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Estonian

A person from Estonia, a very beautiful country in northeast Europe.
Liivi was born in Estonia, therefore she is Estonian.
by Elva January 6, 2006
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estonia

really a kickass country lamed down by the soviet union. one of the most techologcaly advance county with wireless in like everywhere, so you can surf porn even while on a bus( not reccomended because of russians who steal and use WAY-WAY excessive swearing).
Good thing about estonia are
+The estonian attitude- noone really cares and go on with their own business
+EXTREMELY HOt chicks all around of all tastes(blondes, brunettes, sluts, goths etc there are unfortunetly not many redheads)
+If theres a will theres a way. you can get anything no matter how young or old you are but please no babe stealing and pedophiles
+night life is awesome and therre are loads of parties
+Estonian beer is the bestest in the universe(fo' real)people who say that belgian beer is better are fucking psychos cause belgian beer is watered down piss flavored... piss

Bad things are
-Russians( some are actualyl really cool and stuff but there are lots more swearing wiggers and skin heads)
-school system ( not really that bad, you are actually way ahead of everyone else in the world but there are way too much homework)

SO.... really no dissing estonians cause we are a kickass nation with some bad history with über cool people nature and people
in estonia me and my friend were walking around in tartu( better then tallin cause there are way more hotter chicks there) when we decided to stop by and buy food when blam a hot chick then a bit later blam another then blam out of nowhere a couple of friend pop out then again blam hot chick then blam beer
by eestlaneeeee jeee September 16, 2006
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