The tools and devices used by seekers of hidden knowledge, ranging from the practical (candles, crystals, really cool robes) to the elaborate (orbs that "capture spiritual energy," pendulums that answer yes/no questions with the accuracy of a confused Magic 8-Ball). Esoteric technologies promise access to realms beyond ordinary perception, but their user manuals are always written in a mix of faux-ancient language and vague instructions like "attune to the crystal's resonance" (translation: hold it and hope). The most reliable esoteric technology remains the human imagination, which requires no batteries and can convince you of anything.
Esoteric Technologies Example: "She purchased an esoteric technology called a 'quantum resonance wand' for $300. It was a plastic stick with LEDs that she was supposed to wave over her chakras. After a week, her chakras felt no different, but her arm was slightly more toned from all the waving."
by Nammugal February 14, 2026
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