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erectangle 

A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.

This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.
"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.

"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)
erectangle by A∫B January 28, 2010

Erectangle 

When two midgets and two guys of average or greater height all simultaneously suck each other's dicks, with each pair parallel from each other. Sixty-nining, but for a foursome.
Midget 1: "Hey bro, I've been looking for another little person for my foursome, you down?"
Midget 2: "Sure thi...wait, is it gonna be an erectangle? I'm down!"
Erectangle by Cactusjackoff October 29, 2019

Erectangle 

Kiera Knightly gave me an Erectangle.
Erectangle by Horosko April 7, 2006

erectangle 

1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.

similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.

erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'
"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'

girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?

That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..
erectangle by Heebies December 14, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026